The Republican Party should change its emblem from an elephant to a condom. The condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today. For example: the condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting fucked.

Thank you, and I concede for the fact that Bush won. At first it was kind of like "DAMMIT! That asshole won again?" But now it's kind of like.... I mean, in order to love my country, I don't have to love my president. My country elected a president who I disagree with and I just have to admit that.

Trying not to be so political.

There's just so many observations that I have to make recently. For example, Argentine girls (or at least the ones I know) are pretty damn easy. I, on the other hand, am quite the prude when it comes to Argentine standards. I have made out with two people here. One was from Argentina and a friend, and one was my boyfriend (at the time). I still feel awful for the Argentine one though, it's like I've become so easy.

So my Katie bear. You know that little raggity thing that I looooove so much? I'm sure you do. Well while I was in San Martin with the other exchange students I left her under my pillow. >_<* Yeah, Annie's a bit of a scatter brain. I was so worried though...having to saw goodbye to Robert and Lena. Who would be able to remember everything after saying such awful goodbyes?

Maybe I just need a new fucking BRAIN. I left everything in San Martin from what I can tell. I left my sweatshirt which I bought in Bariloche like the day before, my camera and a friends (I got them both back thank GOD) and almost forgot my cell phone adapter.

Speaking of which I have a joke about brains.

A woman was dying and needed a very experimental process; a brain transplant. However this was her only hope of living and the family was willing to take this risk. At a pre-consultation, the doctor asked the patient and her family if they would prefer a female brain or a male brain. A female brain would only cost 500 dollars, but a male brain would set them back a whole 3,000 dollars.

The males in the family all smiles and snickered a bit at this. The mother of the patient asked "Why does a male brain cost so much more than a female's?"

"The female brain has actually been used."

I'm all over the place with my posts today, aren't I?