Here's a quick bitch about my ex-fiance.

He's a dick.

And that's pretty much the end of the story.

I hope when he kisses Lisa, he chokes on her huge buck-teeth.

I hope he's miserable for the rest of his days.

I hope his marriage fails, and his children die, and his house catches fire. Then I hope he loses his job.

But most of all, I hope he never hurts another girl the way he hurt me.

Oh... and by the way? He sucked dick in High School, and lots of it.

Secret's out, butt dumpling.