I love mindless daytime television. "Maury, I am positive that this man is the father of my three children! He needs to step up and be a man!" Fucking classic.

Listen, I understand that you've got three kids and can't pay your bills.... but why did you have three of them if you can't support them?

I would love to sit in on a show like this. It's... a freak show. It's all so crazy. I mean... a woman had a threesome with her husband and his best friend and she get's knocked up. Who's the Dad? Tell us, Maury! You shining beacon of truth, you!

It really makes me rethink the threesome thing. Ugh, it would be awful not knowing the father of my child. ACK! What if Chris were the father of my child!? Augh. Every idea is a bad idea.

Hmm, but not all ideas are not fun ideas.