Drivers Ed is the work of the devil.

Me: "Can't you just shoot me now?"

Devil: "Oh certainly not! We must make sure you are nearly dead from boredom."

Me: "Great."

Today was an odd day at work. I was cleaning the men's bathroom around 4:20 and Mark came in.

"Who's in here?" He asked.

"Me." I said popping out of the only stall.

"Oh okay." He said. He walked up to the urinal and while I was standing there...and went. Right there in front of me! The same guy who locked me in that bathroom and turned out the lights after throwing bags of trash at me, was now taking a piss with me looking on!

I turned atleast three shades of red, from my neck to the roots of my hair. This guy....it's so wierd. We don't have anything between us, but he's cute. I'll admit it. His skin is tan, his hair is black, and his eyes are so dark, it's hard to tell if they're black or brown. It's a creepy, mysterious thing.

Ugh! I give up! I miss him, and I'm still not fully recovered. I need to get over him!

Please baby....have hell freeze over. Please...I beg of you....