He said: "Why do you even wear a bra? You have nothing to pack there anyway."

She said: "You wear pants don't you?"

Why in the world is it so difficult to find caring, good looking, and sensitive men? They all have boyfriends of thier own.

Man: "Why did you make women so stupid?"
God: "So she would love you."

A woman who knows where her husband is at every moment is a widow.

I was in the mood for some female impowerment....

Ariana and I are going to the fair tomorrow. I'm actually looking forward to it. First it was going to be Sabrina, because she's leaving for Japan of the 20th, but she doesn't have her car tomorrrow. Ah well. Atleast Ariana and I can share some quality time together. We'll see barn animals, and go on rides, and she'll eat bread poducts til she pukes. Don't you just love the county fair?!

I'm already planing my outfit. Don't ask why, I just am.

I have myself a new car. It's a 1991 SAAB 9000 turbo, and I fucking LOVE IT. It's black with a sunroof, premium sound, 6 disk CD player, leather seats, 0 to 70 in 5 seconds, blue landing lights, and just...augh! It's gourgous! It's the most beautiful machiene I have EVER laid my eyes on! AND IT'S MINE! HAHAHA! He is exceptionally jealous. ^_^*

I haven't seen Justin online lately, which is one of the reasons I'm on now. I hope to see him on here, because I'm trying to break up with him. Why don't I call him? Well, I've never called him before, so it'd kinda be bitchy to call him for the first time in the so called 'relationship' we have and break up with him. And my readers know I'm just not a bitch. Ahem....

I ordered a ring off of Ebay too. Isn't she adorable?!

Okay, off to count my change. I'm trading it in for bills tomorrow for the fair. Later.