I hate weekends for a very distinct reason. They end.

I had a very hard time saying goodbye to little sister. She’s an interesting looking child. She’s certainly not the Gerber baby Max was at 4 months. Not to say that she’s ugly, because she’s not. I love her.

Ever seen Swimfan? I can relate. You know I'm talking to you. You shit. You fucking know you want me. Bitch.

Candy buttons are the best foods in the world. A good amount of sugar (which amounts to 100%), combined with having to almost work to get it off of the paper.

Jack shit to say. Ending it here.